Machines versus a mouth
Gonnae no
Posh machines. A Glasgow mouth. Try not to lose to a leaf.
Rude cartoon comedy for adults. If you're under 18, the lift will not take you.
Away you go. Come back when you can legally lose an argument to a self-checkout. The lift has logged your age and said no.
Gonnae no
Ready
Understood 0/8
12
Good evening. Please be less yourself.
Eight machines. Twelve seconds each. They want you posh. One answer gets you understood, one makes it worse, and one is a disaster. Say nothing and they pick the posh option.